Getnantip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, egotistical owl.

Getnantip created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getnantip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Getnantip, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Getnantip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Getnantip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight sharks in a large pit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Never mention frogs.