Danpopquillig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, strong toad.

Danpopquillig created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danpopquillig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Danpopquillig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Danpopquillig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Danpopquillig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Danpopquillig on top of all buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not make images of living things.