Ontdanpog Sisdissbut Zendabyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, kind ferret.

Ontdanpog Sisdissbut Zendabyarl created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontdanpog Sisdissbut Zendabyarl, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ontdanpog Sisdissbut Zendabyarl, he will manifest in front of you.

Ontdanpog Sisdissbut Zendabyarl's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ontdanpog Sisdissbut Zendabyarl's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Ontdanpog Sisdissbut Zendabyarl loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.