Ligbudhap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful jellyfish.

Ligbudhap created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbudhap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligbudhap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ligbudhap's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ligbudhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Hide if four monkeys approach from the south.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.