Negquillmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, thoughtless penguin.

Negquillmon created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negquillmon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Negquillmon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Negquillmon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Negquillmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Never skip near swans.

5. Do not drink alcohol.