Weenuttlam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omniscient pig.

Weenuttlam created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weenuttlam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Weenuttlam, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Weenuttlam's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Weenuttlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Weenuttlam must be the most important thing in your life.