Jabtargnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring dove.

Jabtargnurl created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Jabtargnurl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jabtargnurl, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Jabtargnurl's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Jabtargnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must pray to Jabtargnurl six times a day.