Honvedcep is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, benevolent dryad.

Honvedcep created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honvedcep, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Honvedcep, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Honvedcep's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Honvedcep's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear green kilts.