Narlgadbet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful naga.

Narlgadbet created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlgadbet, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Narlgadbet, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Narlgadbet's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Narlgadbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.