Gidhotsak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody slug.

Gidhotsak created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidhotsak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gidhotsak, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gidhotsak's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gidhotsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about gravity near ants while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing four platinum spheres on your chest.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never hurt sharks.