Sisrapril is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful lion.

Sisrapril created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisrapril, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sisrapril, she will curse you with boils.

Sisrapril's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sisrapril's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near mites while wearing green kilts and balancing three silver spheres on your head.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never eat green fruit.