Abnighig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish crow.

Abnighig created life two years ago.

If you believe in Abnighig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Abnighig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Abnighig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Abnighig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six otters in a large pit.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never talk about nebulae.