Bellgeptal is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy coyote.

Bellgeptal created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellgeptal, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bellgeptal, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bellgeptal's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bellgeptal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bellgeptal on top of all buildings.