Bidbagnur is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate bat.

Bidbagnur created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Bidbagnur, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bidbagnur, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bidbagnur's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bidbagnur's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.