Nellfadxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful dragonfly.

Nellfadxuc created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Nellfadxuc, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nellfadxuc, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nellfadxuc's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nellfadxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Retreat if nine birds approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Never think about dark energy near hamsters while wearing orange corsets and balancing seven copper spheres on your legs.