Mobfubvig Tagflabladneggupveghadbop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, weak mole.

Mobfubvig Tagflabladneggupveghadbop created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobfubvig Tagflabladneggupveghadbop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mobfubvig Tagflabladneggupveghadbop, it will destroy your home planet.

Mobfubvig Tagflabladneggupveghadbop's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mobfubvig Tagflabladneggupveghadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Put Mobfubvig Tagflabladneggupveghadbop first in all things.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Always obey Mobfubvig Tagflabladneggupveghadbop's priests.