Mitsispig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful scorpion.

Mitsispig created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitsispig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mitsispig, he will manifest in front of you.

Mitsispig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mitsispig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat aubergines.