Fasmipflan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, overgenerous donkey.

Fasmipflan created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Fasmipflan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fasmipflan, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fasmipflan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fasmipflan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not take Fasmipflan's name in vain.

5. Fasmipflan must be the most important thing in your life.