Nellweegun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful dog.

Nellweegun created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellweegun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nellweegun, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nellweegun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nellweegun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near voles while wearing brown coats and balancing four gold spheres on your head.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never paint your feet green.