Stragwadlakdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful gnu.

Stragwadlakdiss created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragwadlakdiss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stragwadlakdiss, he will throw large rocks at you.

Stragwadlakdiss' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Stragwadlakdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Never wear magenta shorts.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near horses while wearing brown ear rings and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.