Sitbednad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating badger.

Sitbednad created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbednad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sitbednad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sitbednad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sitbednad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Sitbednad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear violet boots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.