Hadcapgud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty wombat.

Hadcapgud created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Hadcapgud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadcapgud, it will remove you from existence.

Hadcapgud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hadcapgud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three goats approach from the south.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near snakes while wearing blue shorts and balancing five tin spheres on your arms.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.