Davbamapp is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring frog.

Davbamapp created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Davbamapp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davbamapp, he will jump up and down on your head.

Davbamapp's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Davbamapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Davbamapp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Davbamapp on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing white scarves and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.