Sitcatzig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid dove.

Sitcatzig created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitcatzig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sitcatzig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sitcatzig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sitcatzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sitcatzig on top of all buildings.

5. Never jump near rats.