Tarbatcan Weg Mut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, thoughtless ant.

Tarbatcan Weg Mut created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarbatcan Weg Mut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tarbatcan Weg Mut, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tarbatcan Weg Mut's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tarbatcan Weg Mut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms yellow.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.