Sitdibdav is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical dingo.

Sitdibdav created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sitdibdav, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sitdibdav, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sitdibdav's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sitdibdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about fire.