Rullparknurt Begxinweg Yoggupdod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful hedgehog.

Rullparknurt Begxinweg Yoggupdod created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullparknurt Begxinweg Yoggupdod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullparknurt Begxinweg Yoggupdod, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rullparknurt Begxinweg Yoggupdod's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rullparknurt Begxinweg Yoggupdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Do not stand on grass.