Fodster is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent shark.

Fodster created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodster, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodster, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fodster's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fodster's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.