Ruttmigsand is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, stupid camel.

Ruttmigsand created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttmigsand, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ruttmigsand, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ruttmigsand's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ruttmigsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.