Appyartmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful yak.

Appyartmob created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Appyartmob, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Appyartmob, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Appyartmob's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Appyartmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of horses.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect your elders.