Hunzenhun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody pigeon.

Hunzenhun created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Hunzenhun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hunzenhun, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hunzenhun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hunzenhun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hunzenhun.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide from gray voles for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Hunzenhun's priests.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.