Getratpakdadsab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable cat.

Getratpakdadsab created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Getratpakdadsab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getratpakdadsab, it will turn you into a frog.

Getratpakdadsab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Getratpakdadsab's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.