Ranhatstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful dragonfly.

Ranhatstrag created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhatstrag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ranhatstrag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ranhatstrag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ranhatstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Worship no other gods but Ranhatstrag.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.