Cudkikcipomt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered gerbil.

Cudkikcipomt created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudkikcipomt, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudkikcipomt, it will turn you into a frog.

Cudkikcipomt's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cudkikcipomt's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cudkikcipomt.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Hide if eight gulls approach from the west.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never skip in holy places.