Bunqueeggub is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, stupid salamander.

Bunqueeggub created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Bunqueeggub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bunqueeggub, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bunqueeggub's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bunqueeggub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Do not keep five badgers in a large pit.

5. Hide from black pigs for they are unholy.