Sombellab Xingunzig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited fox.

Sombellab Xingunzig created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sombellab Xingunzig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sombellab Xingunzig, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sombellab Xingunzig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sombellab Xingunzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Never feed lemons to tapirs while wearing shirts.