Wotdimnarl Gensabyimlabzednilfidduss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental bear.

Wotdimnarl Gensabyimlabzednilfidduss created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotdimnarl Gensabyimlabzednilfidduss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wotdimnarl Gensabyimlabzednilfidduss, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wotdimnarl Gensabyimlabzednilfidduss' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wotdimnarl Gensabyimlabzednilfidduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven eagles in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wotdimnarl Gensabyimlabzednilfidduss on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.