Hinmipnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited gorilla.

Hinmipnutt created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmipnutt, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinmipnutt, it will turn you into a rock.

Hinmipnutt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hinmipnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must never eat parsnips.