Ladnarldum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest wyvern.

Ladnarldum created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Ladnarldum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladnarldum, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ladnarldum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ladnarldum's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest indigo.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Learn four new languages a year.