Yimgodfab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating monkey.

Yimgodfab created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimgodfab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yimgodfab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Yimgodfab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Yimgodfab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. You must pray to Yimgodfab three times a day.

5. Never think about cell theory.