Renbossdut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, loving cow.

Renbossdut created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Renbossdut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Renbossdut, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Renbossdut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Renbossdut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Renbossdut on top of important buildings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Always help eagles.