Ruttdossdam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless penguin.

Ruttdossdam created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdossdam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttdossdam, it will turn you into a duck.

Ruttdossdam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ruttdossdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.