Jigkantan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous manatee.

Jigkantan created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jigkantan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigkantan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Jigkantan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Jigkantan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jigkantan.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.