Flatbunmig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring wyrm.

Flatbunmig created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flatbunmig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flatbunmig, she will not invite you to parties.

Flatbunmig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flatbunmig's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Worship no other gods but Flatbunmig.