Barnhitfarlen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless elephant.

Barnhitfarlen created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Barnhitfarlen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Barnhitfarlen, he will not care.

Barnhitfarlen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Barnhitfarlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Put Barnhitfarlen first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about cherries.