Jabvinkoplargflyspagdobstik is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow hare.

Jabvinkoplargflyspagdobstik created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabvinkoplargflyspagdobstik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jabvinkoplargflyspagdobstik, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jabvinkoplargflyspagdobstik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jabvinkoplargflyspagdobstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always obey Jabvinkoplargflyspagdobstik's priests.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not keep six doves in a large pit.

5. Do not chop down trees.