Kipnuttlarp Bifcudgum Litfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, generous crane.

Kipnuttlarp Bifcudgum Litfoss created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Kipnuttlarp Bifcudgum Litfoss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kipnuttlarp Bifcudgum Litfoss, he will come to you in dreams.

Kipnuttlarp Bifcudgum Litfoss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kipnuttlarp Bifcudgum Litfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Run away if eight seals approach from the south.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.