Stigvadlan Sincabtail Tafmobnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong crab.

Stigvadlan Sincabtail Tafmobnarl created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Stigvadlan Sincabtail Tafmobnarl, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stigvadlan Sincabtail Tafmobnarl, he will not invite you to parties.

Stigvadlan Sincabtail Tafmobnarl's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Stigvadlan Sincabtail Tafmobnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.