Bopomthud Farbopflap Getgenmet is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet jackal.

Bopomthud Farbopflap Getgenmet created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopomthud Farbopflap Getgenmet, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bopomthud Farbopflap Getgenmet, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bopomthud Farbopflap Getgenmet's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bopomthud Farbopflap Getgenmet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six whales approach from the south.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.