Gebdanshav is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate wombat.

Gebdanshav created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebdanshav, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gebdanshav, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gebdanshav's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gebdanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never bounce near dolphins.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.